Hello H9 goers. In my giant hoarder archive I dug out a database dump! Fast forward a few hours of migrating it up through SMF 1 to 2 and here we are. It's been over ten years. We've come a long way. For example: now I correctly use "you're" and "your".
Unfortunately I only had the sql dump. It seems most of us used photobucket back in the day which apparently now blows and wants $300 a month to show your photos. If someone can figure out a way to get at the links, I can script up some magic, but I'm not holding out.